- Sun, 16:54: Watching The Matrix at full volume on your portable dvd player on the train is totally cool hipster dude.
- Sun, 21:48: Do I lose curmudgeon street cred for admitting to having fun in Brooklyn?
- Sun, 23:36: Since when is a lower back Care Bear tattoo not cool? :(
- Mon, 01:25: RT @JamesUrbaniak: Guys I just watched Ep. 1 of Breaking Bad are we still tweeting about it?
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.
Sat, 08:37: RT @ ditzkoff: if you click the skip intro button on The Muppet Show, your subscription should be instantly canceled…