- Sun, 16:54: Watching The Matrix at full volume on your portable dvd player on the train is totally cool hipster dude.
- Sun, 21:48: Do I lose curmudgeon street cred for admitting to having fun in Brooklyn?
- Sun, 23:36: Since when is a lower back Care Bear tattoo not cool? :(
- Mon, 01:25: RT @JamesUrbaniak: Guys I just watched Ep. 1 of Breaking Bad are we still tweeting about it?
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…