- Sat, 18:44: This happened tonight: http://t.co/la3E0zFIKN
- Sat, 19:57: "Old people smell like Auschwitz." Winning Cards Against Humanity hand. CC: @carriegravenson @katiecompa @thesuefunke @colinpdempsey
- Sat, 21:16: Welcome to your new sex nightmare. CC: @colinpdempsey http://t.co/MDuDlA37kl
- Sat, 22:11: After a hilarious night with friends, I like to ruin it by listening to Ryan Adams until I drown in my own tears. Saturday night! Yay!
- Sat, 22:39: Oh hey, it's SNL time! http://t.co/I91PbnNPfu
- Sun, 01:34: Dear brain: no one likes a Chatty Cathy at this hour. STFU please.
Sun, 18:52: RT @ JasonKander: My liberal friends and I talk mostly about sports. Pete, your “real American” friends sound lame. Mon,…
Sat, 04:17: RT @ smartstatistic: I would love to have been unburdened with issues of race as an 8 year old but I was too busy having white kids…
Thu, 04:56: RT @ powellnyt: “His face was in your windshield, Jason. Think about that,” a detective told South Dakota Attorney General Jason…