- Sat, 18:44: This happened tonight: http://t.co/la3E0zFIKN
- Sat, 19:57: "Old people smell like Auschwitz." Winning Cards Against Humanity hand. CC: @carriegravenson @katiecompa @thesuefunke @colinpdempsey
- Sat, 21:16: Welcome to your new sex nightmare. CC: @colinpdempsey http://t.co/MDuDlA37kl
- Sat, 22:11: After a hilarious night with friends, I like to ruin it by listening to Ryan Adams until I drown in my own tears. Saturday night! Yay!
- Sat, 22:39: Oh hey, it's SNL time! http://t.co/I91PbnNPfu
- Sun, 01:34: Dear brain: no one likes a Chatty Cathy at this hour. STFU please.
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Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
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Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…
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Tue, 18:29: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: If Dean Cain is mad about Superman being bisexual we should probably make a gay Hercules and a trans Chachi…
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