- Fri, 12:08: My foot surgeon and @alan_tudyk are doppelganger and it freaks me out. If they meet, will the multiverse implode?
- Fri, 12:13: Aforementioned foot surgeon: http://t.co/TrV42bA7ur CC: @alan_tudyk
- Sat, 09:43: Someone left the daintiest glass of juice at my table. I think it's juice... #neptune http://t.co/ZM14cnhjXY
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…