- Fri, 12:08: My foot surgeon and @alan_tudyk are doppelganger and it freaks me out. If they meet, will the multiverse implode?
- Fri, 12:13: Aforementioned foot surgeon: http://t.co/TrV42bA7ur CC: @alan_tudyk
- Sat, 09:43: Someone left the daintiest glass of juice at my table. I think it's juice... #neptune http://t.co/ZM14cnhjXY
Sat, 04:17: RT @ smartstatistic: I would love to have been unburdened with issues of race as an 8 year old but I was too busy having white kids…
Thu, 04:56: RT @ powellnyt: “His face was in your windshield, Jason. Think about that,” a detective told South Dakota Attorney General Jason…
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…