- Sat, 23:22: Someone in my building has a date staying the night tonight and everyone that lingers too long in the hallway is invited.
- Sun, 00:39: I just stared in terror at a roach in the dark for so long that it turned out it was just a penny the whole time.
- Sun, 08:45: RT @jamiekilstein: Looks like fort lee is in for some zombie rampages. - Chris Christie day dreams.
- Sun, 08:55: If I encounter a "wide sitter" in their underwear today, I will vomit loathing and vomit on them.
- Sun, 09:44: My white trash is hanging out this morning. Hope the neighbors like CCR.
- Sun, 10:23: Take Sunday in your fist and shake it! CC: @colinpdempsey http://t.co/1pA6MW3O6l
Tue, 14:30: RT @ KatieGoldin: Never forget that during the pandemic, people were like, “Essential workers are heroes 🥰” and when the heroes…
Tue, 03:33: RT @ BettyBowers: If the favorite thing you own is something only used to kill people, you aren’t really pro-life.…
Mon, 07:14: RT @ Karnythia: There's still a pandemic & online events are accessible to more people so... Mon, 07:58: RT @ timoni: On…