- Sat, 23:22: Someone in my building has a date staying the night tonight and everyone that lingers too long in the hallway is invited.
- Sun, 00:39: I just stared in terror at a roach in the dark for so long that it turned out it was just a penny the whole time.
- Sun, 08:45: RT @jamiekilstein: Looks like fort lee is in for some zombie rampages. - Chris Christie day dreams.
- Sun, 08:55: If I encounter a "wide sitter" in their underwear today, I will vomit loathing and vomit on them.
- Sun, 09:44: My white trash is hanging out this morning. Hope the neighbors like CCR.
- Sun, 10:23: Take Sunday in your fist and shake it! CC: @colinpdempsey http://t.co/1pA6MW3O6l
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…
Tue, 18:29: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: If Dean Cain is mad about Superman being bisexual we should probably make a gay Hercules and a trans Chachi…