- Mon, 12:29: Fun office game: loudly guess the coworker in the stall next to you based on sound and odor.
- Mon, 15:44: The Duck Commander thinks women over 16 are gold digging whores so you should only marry 15 year old girls? Why am I not shocked?
- Mon, 20:40: RT @jesseberney: Guys did you know you are LEGALLY REQUIRED to have a discussion on Twitter with anyone who wants one?
- Tue, 10:26: Combine these worms with our robot drone overlords and we are all doomed. http://t.co/OcNd3arwTy
- Tue, 10:36: RT @rezaaslan: Confessions of a Romney Baby Bully http://t.co/f77GXdcFFI via @thedailybeast
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…
Wed, 13:02: RT @ hellolanemoore: I just want you to know that because of how supportive you've all been so far, i've started emailing…
Mon, 18:21: RT @ MikeDrucker: I guess the only microchip Bill Gates couldn’t plant… was love https://t.co/9RGNwtqoxv