- Mon, 12:29: Fun office game: loudly guess the coworker in the stall next to you based on sound and odor.
- Mon, 15:44: The Duck Commander thinks women over 16 are gold digging whores so you should only marry 15 year old girls? Why am I not shocked?
- Mon, 20:40: RT @jesseberney: Guys did you know you are LEGALLY REQUIRED to have a discussion on Twitter with anyone who wants one?
- Tue, 10:26: Combine these worms with our robot drone overlords and we are all doomed. http://t.co/OcNd3arwTy
- Tue, 10:36: RT @rezaaslan: Confessions of a Romney Baby Bully http://t.co/f77GXdcFFI via @thedailybeast
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.
Sat, 08:37: RT @ ditzkoff: if you click the skip intro button on The Muppet Show, your subscription should be instantly canceled…