- Thu, 14:50: RT @colinpdempsey: Watching The Faculty and thinking of @djmrcurmudgeon story about it.
- Thu, 14:56: RT @CSPesky: Remember when DVD players were new and all your friends wanted to do was watch the goddamn Matrix?
- Thu, 17:31: RT @curlycomedy: Eating alone in a restaurant is just like eating alone at home except people yell at you to put your pants back on.
- Fri, 08:41: RT @rstevens: SPACE PANTS. RT Tonight’s comic contains Straight Talk about space pants: http://t.co/IUefVx1CfK http://t.co/bD5eRxFFbR
- Fri, 08:43: RT @jamiekilstein: Was not aware @NikkiHaley tweeted a picture of her Christmas gun. Real political bravery! Take that kids who have been k…
- Fri, 10:10: Until people started telling me it was sad, I was just fine with not having gotten any Christmas gifts this year.
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.
Sat, 08:37: RT @ ditzkoff: if you click the skip intro button on The Muppet Show, your subscription should be instantly canceled…