- Tue, 15:10: Dear @MazdaUSA: nothing about a major car company is like breaking race barriers to be the first black major league baseball player.
- Tue, 18:29: Hauled my butt in the cold to The Tree. http://t.co/qEjxfAHPCa
- Tue, 18:33: 30 Rock is a zoo. http://t.co/7dtFmENPOa
- Tue, 20:00: Drinking alone for Christmas Eve through all of Christmas day is totally normal and healthy.
- Wed, 09:06: Woke up in time to watch Amy and Rory die again. THANKS FOR MAKING ME CRY AT CHRISTMAS BBC AMERICA. Jerks.
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.
Sat, 08:37: RT @ ditzkoff: if you click the skip intro button on The Muppet Show, your subscription should be instantly canceled…