- Thu, 14:14: I love when people mindlessly quote the Bible at me to justify being hateful & shitty. I'm just hateful & shitty on my own.
- Thu, 20:15: AV Club's write up of the Duck Dynasty dust up reminds me that I escaped KC just in time. http://t.co/FigNocmECX
- Thu, 22:10: I didn't realize the government locked up the Duck Dynasty guy for being racist and homophobic. #FirstAmendment #GoBackToHighSchool
- Thu, 22:57: People keep getting my hopes up claiming that bigots'/racists' #FirstAmendment rights were violated. #tcot #TakeCivics #IStandWithMyLegs
- Thu, 23:25: I wish people would get as upset about R. Kelly being a child rapist as they are about #PhilRobertson getting fired. Good job, America!
- Thu, 23:37: Oh I get it, is this because you kids still believe in White Jesus? #tcot #PhilRobertson #WarOnChristmas #buttholes
- Fri, 08:29: The PATH train service owes me a reacharound this morning.
- Fri, 10:11: Did anyone else get s threatening fax from Kim Jong Un today? I didn't even know I owned a fax machine still.
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