- Thu, 12:45: His Royal Twerpiness ruined the Breaking Bad finale for me. What a jerk. #RoastJoffrey
- Thu, 13:02: What a grown man does alone with a jar of crunchy peanut butter is his business. End #slutshaming now!
- Thu, 15:17: RT @SaraJBenincasa: While you #PraytoEndAbortion can I borrow, uh, $500? No reason...
- Thu, 18:03: All aboard the Pimp Ark! http://t.co/knDiXriy8f
- Fri, 08:04: Swarthy Santa and Black Jesus walk into a bar, emotionally scarring Megyn Kelly. http://t.co/mNF5FLf1XT via @youtube
- Fri, 08:20: How many dicks have been sent with Instagram's new DM feature? Have we cracked 100k dicks yet?
Sun, 17:56: RT @ kathbarbadoro: matt damon is from boston. when he said he was retiring the f slur from his vocabulary he meant he was hanging…
Fri, 09:11: RT @ JohnFugelsang: Dear Democrats: This level of hysteria shows just how terrified the GOP is that white people are going to…
Sun, 04:05: RT @ NoLieWithBTC: Lauren Boebert's restaurant received a $233,305 PPP check and she receives a $174,000 taxpayer-funded salary.