- Thu, 12:45: His Royal Twerpiness ruined the Breaking Bad finale for me. What a jerk. #RoastJoffrey
- Thu, 13:02: What a grown man does alone with a jar of crunchy peanut butter is his business. End #slutshaming now!
- Thu, 15:17: RT @SaraJBenincasa: While you #PraytoEndAbortion can I borrow, uh, $500? No reason...
- Thu, 18:03: All aboard the Pimp Ark! http://t.co/knDiXriy8f
- Fri, 08:04: Swarthy Santa and Black Jesus walk into a bar, emotionally scarring Megyn Kelly. http://t.co/mNF5FLf1XT via @youtube
- Fri, 08:20: How many dicks have been sent with Instagram's new DM feature? Have we cracked 100k dicks yet?
Fri, 08:52: RT @ DougJBalloon: The new Wes Anderson movie is drawing mixed reviews from critics. Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden.
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…