- Thu, 12:45: His Royal Twerpiness ruined the Breaking Bad finale for me. What a jerk. #RoastJoffrey
- Thu, 13:02: What a grown man does alone with a jar of crunchy peanut butter is his business. End #slutshaming now!
- Thu, 15:17: RT @SaraJBenincasa: While you #PraytoEndAbortion can I borrow, uh, $500? No reason...
- Thu, 18:03: All aboard the Pimp Ark! http://t.co/knDiXriy8f
- Fri, 08:04: Swarthy Santa and Black Jesus walk into a bar, emotionally scarring Megyn Kelly. http://t.co/mNF5FLf1XT via @youtube
- Fri, 08:20: How many dicks have been sent with Instagram's new DM feature? Have we cracked 100k dicks yet?
Thu, 04:56: RT @ powellnyt: “His face was in your windshield, Jason. Think about that,” a detective told South Dakota Attorney General Jason…
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.