- Sun, 20:51: Be right back, I have to bludgeon the person who played Bonnie Raitt on the jukebox with my cane.
- Mon, 08:34: Keeping garlic seasoning at your desk is totally normal, right? Asking for a fatty at heart.
- Mon, 10:28: The reason for the season is clearly Madea Versus Larry The Cable Guy. #WarOnChristmas #JesusIsTheReason #pointlesshashtag
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…
Tue, 18:29: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: If Dean Cain is mad about Superman being bisexual we should probably make a gay Hercules and a trans Chachi…