- Thu, 13:04: Any of my NYC folks have a suggestion of a non-creepy place to get a massage? Must be willing to deal with hairy chubby dude (me).
- Thu, 14:05: RT @TeaPartyCat: #GOPsensitivitytips Turns out women don't appreciate you telling them how lucky they are to be pregnant by rape.
- Thu, 14:43: It's too bad Aerosmith never put out another hit song after Dream On.
- Fri, 07:37: I'd like the ten minutes of my life back spent scrolling through live tweets of #TheSoundOfMusicLive in my feed. Thx.
- Fri, 07:37: RT @TheDailyEdge: 203,000 jobs added in November... unemployment rate falls to 7%... and we get affordable healthcare too! #ObamasFault htt…
- Fri, 10:19: Apparently going topless to the office Ugly Sweater party isn't appropriate.