- Thu, 12:03: Leaving my cane at my desk when I left for lunch was a bad plan. Oh calves, I don't know why you hate me but plz stop.
- Fri, 07:26: Internetz! Do I watch the Doctor Who special tomorrow or wait until Monday night for the 3D theater experience? So torn! #nerd
- Fri, 07:50: Welcome to the real America. Hattip to @GoTeamMegan for the link. http://t.co/I6FpExIvOj
- Fri, 09:05: @CSPesky I'll probably buy it from Amazon eventually but I cannot wait. Uggh, stupid impulse control issues.
- Fri, 09:06: RT @nprmonkeysee: You know what's a feminist nightmare? Reading *daily* that This or That Woman, or These, Those, or All Women are being wo…
- Fri, 11:30: RT @The_Exes: We got the original @saschareinking photo and @zachbraff it looks like @donald_faison out photobombed you.. http://t.co/ufZmH…
- Fri, 11:49: We all mix up your and you're once in a blue moon. Quality people proceed to feel really stupid when they do.
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.
Sat, 08:37: RT @ ditzkoff: if you click the skip intro button on The Muppet Show, your subscription should be instantly canceled…