- Wed, 12:46: Yo mama so ugly, she makes Jabba's tits look nice. #nerdfight
- Wed, 13:08: Today's share from my music vault is The Notwist's Neon Golden album. Such a great band. http://t.co/T9RV8MMVlZ
- Wed, 13:29: You're so dumb, I bet you play rhythm guitar in the Arrakis sand dunes. #nerdfight
- Thu, 10:47: Bringing delicious smelling food to your cubicle 30 min before I normally have lunch is a hate crime.
Fri, 16:29: RT @ allisonkilkenny: Today I learned of the term "geriatric millennial." I'm accepting flowers and cash donation condolences.…
Thu, 12:51: RT @ joshgondelman: A good thing to read! https://t.co/S8rOqudjz8 Thu, 12:52: RT @ JenKirkman: Got harassed for saying this…
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…