- Thu, 16:13: Arcade Fire at Barclay's? Yes plz! http://t.co/0qPfWEwJBb
- Thu, 21:14: RT @undeadmolly: Damn girl, did you fall from heaven? Because I'm Richard Dawkins and I will not tolerate such asinine fairy stories.
- Fri, 10:59: Only you can prevent forest fires started by ditching that 92 Taurus wagon you borrowed from your aunt in a ravine and shooting at it.
Thu, 10:51: RT @ itskristofer: what if god came down to earth and said “it’s pronounced jod” and left
Tue, 14:39: Some people should take drugs. Or take fewer drugs. https://t.co/BTTBfQGLw3 Wed, 11:26: This is an adult woman that…
Mon, 10:44: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: There have been plenty of all-male everythings throughout all of our lives and yet no one asks “are they…