- Wed, 12:49: Dear PepsiCo: Diet Pepsi tastes like hobo urine.
- Wed, 13:21: Now accepting donations towards getting my shit together and bettering my life. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY, do not solicit poster. DDF
- Thu, 11:01: Listening to @AdamisAdeem do his thing in my earbuds today courtesy of shuffle reminding me that I love Glue.
Tue, 08:56: RT @ MaxHomo: Hannah Gadsby describing Dave as a man who "gets 20 million dollars to process his emotionally stunted partial world…
Fri, 08:52: RT @ DougJBalloon: The new Wes Anderson movie is drawing mixed reviews from critics. Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden.
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…