- Tue, 12:46: What did I do wrong in life to end up with Private Eyes stuck in my head all day?
- Tue, 15:43: If you think waking up with this face every day is awful, you should have tried it when I was in high school. Ugggggggh.
- Tue, 15:54: RT @biggayicecream: Dear @Sephora: please pull "Celebutard" lipstick from your shelves and own up to a really looney lapse in judgment.
Fri, 08:52: RT @ DougJBalloon: The new Wes Anderson movie is drawing mixed reviews from critics. Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden.
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…