- Tue, 12:46: What did I do wrong in life to end up with Private Eyes stuck in my head all day?
- Tue, 15:43: If you think waking up with this face every day is awful, you should have tried it when I was in high school. Ugggggggh.
- Tue, 15:54: RT @biggayicecream: Dear @Sephora: please pull "Celebutard" lipstick from your shelves and own up to a really looney lapse in judgment.
Fri, 16:29: RT @ allisonkilkenny: Today I learned of the term "geriatric millennial." I'm accepting flowers and cash donation condolences.…
Thu, 12:51: RT @ joshgondelman: A good thing to read! https://t.co/S8rOqudjz8 Thu, 12:52: RT @ JenKirkman: Got harassed for saying this…
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…