- Wed, 13:47: Weird, the only options for #Obamacare in Kansas are apparently Cake or Death. Sam Brownback has really screwed you kids.
- Wed, 14:56: A productive day at the office. http://t.co/hx60Vji1W6
- Wed, 15:32: RT @Disalmanac: UPDATE: The guy from Foreigner still wants to know what love is. Sadly, no one will show him.
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…