- Thu, 14:14: Ladies, no man worth your time actually cares about thigh gap. Relax.
- Thu, 14:30: RT @robdelaney: Which do you think was softer, Yoda's balls or Roy Orbison's neck wattle?
- Fri, 09:05: Nothing says fun like checking your bank account online and having it say "Info Not Available". Yay Friday!!!
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…
Wed, 13:02: RT @ hellolanemoore: I just want you to know that because of how supportive you've all been so far, i've started emailing…
Mon, 18:21: RT @ MikeDrucker: I guess the only microchip Bill Gates couldn’t plant… was love https://t.co/9RGNwtqoxv