- Mon, 18:48: Federal jury duty tomorrow. Yay! I get to travel the city sans technology because the federal court lives in 1988! Yay!
- Mon, 21:21: Apparently 66% of Republicans in America oppose gay marriage. Ironically, at least 66% of Republicans are useless meat sacks. #tcot
- Tue, 07:09: The Pope says I can still get into heaven. Suck it 700 Club fanboys! http://t.co/JS78Wl4A3D
- Tue, 07:41: I'm going as "Sexy 9-Toed Yeti" for Halloween. I haven't shaved in a few days.
Fri, 09:11: RT @ JohnFugelsang: Dear Democrats: This level of hysteria shows just how terrified the GOP is that white people are going to…
Sun, 04:05: RT @ NoLieWithBTC: Lauren Boebert's restaurant received a $233,305 PPP check and she receives a $174,000 taxpayer-funded salary.
Fri, 14:00: We can all agree that @ RealDeanCain is the Superman that shows up from Wish.