- Mon, 18:48: Federal jury duty tomorrow. Yay! I get to travel the city sans technology because the federal court lives in 1988! Yay!
- Mon, 21:21: Apparently 66% of Republicans in America oppose gay marriage. Ironically, at least 66% of Republicans are useless meat sacks. #tcot
- Tue, 07:09: The Pope says I can still get into heaven. Suck it 700 Club fanboys! http://t.co/JS78Wl4A3D
- Tue, 07:41: I'm going as "Sexy 9-Toed Yeti" for Halloween. I haven't shaved in a few days.
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…
Tue, 18:29: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: If Dean Cain is mad about Superman being bisexual we should probably make a gay Hercules and a trans Chachi…