- Mon, 18:48: Federal jury duty tomorrow. Yay! I get to travel the city sans technology because the federal court lives in 1988! Yay!
- Mon, 21:21: Apparently 66% of Republicans in America oppose gay marriage. Ironically, at least 66% of Republicans are useless meat sacks. #tcot
- Tue, 07:09: The Pope says I can still get into heaven. Suck it 700 Club fanboys! http://t.co/JS78Wl4A3D
- Tue, 07:41: I'm going as "Sexy 9-Toed Yeti" for Halloween. I haven't shaved in a few days.
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Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
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Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
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Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…
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