- Mon, 18:48: Federal jury duty tomorrow. Yay! I get to travel the city sans technology because the federal court lives in 1988! Yay!
- Mon, 21:21: Apparently 66% of Republicans in America oppose gay marriage. Ironically, at least 66% of Republicans are useless meat sacks. #tcot
- Tue, 07:09: The Pope says I can still get into heaven. Suck it 700 Club fanboys! http://t.co/JS78Wl4A3D
- Tue, 07:41: I'm going as "Sexy 9-Toed Yeti" for Halloween. I haven't shaved in a few days.
Thu, 04:56: RT @ powellnyt: “His face was in your windshield, Jason. Think about that,” a detective told South Dakota Attorney General Jason…
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.