- Mon, 15:11: BREAKING NEWS: House Republicans all have cooties and smell like butt toots.
- Mon, 17:28: RT @SenileDonDraper: The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is who CARES Obamacare will eat your still-breathing baby girl's EYES
- Tue, 07:11: Amuhrika! Anarchists unite! Riot! There is no government! I am your new leader! #governmentshutdown
- Tue, 07:12: If Congress wanted time to play GTA V, it would have been easier to just pass the 60 day temporary budget. Idiots.
- Tue, 08:18: Congratulations Republicans, Obamacare started today and is funded regardless of your idiot Congressmen shutting down the government! #tcot
- Tue, 08:37: I suggest we all start using the #tcot tag when we post pictures of our bowel movements.
- Tue, 09:17: Weird, the Tea Party shut down the government but you can still go to https://t.co/K1GClueoNb and sign up for Obamacare. So why shutdown?
- Tue, 10:53: White people are against the gov't spending small amounts on healing brown people but are all for spending billions to blow them up. #tcot
- Tue, 11:18: This government shutdown business is a lot of work to distract people from the fact that the House made huge cuts to SNAP. Dicks. #tcot
Sun, 17:56: RT @ kathbarbadoro: matt damon is from boston. when he said he was retiring the f slur from his vocabulary he meant he was hanging…
Fri, 09:11: RT @ JohnFugelsang: Dear Democrats: This level of hysteria shows just how terrified the GOP is that white people are going to…
Sun, 04:05: RT @ NoLieWithBTC: Lauren Boebert's restaurant received a $233,305 PPP check and she receives a $174,000 taxpayer-funded salary.