- Sun, 13:58: RT @mashable: 'Breaking Bad' Stars Brilliantly Reimagined as 6 Dynamic Duos http://t.co/5WUoSuqHhb #breakingbadfinale
- Sun, 16:50: America loves nothing more than methamphetamine. If you were wondering what makes our country so great.
- Mon, 07:11: Dear House Republicans: You were elected to govern, not to play political games with people's lives. Grow up you useless hacks.
- Mon, 07:33: RT @FrankConniff: Now that Walter White is gone, the most destructive, selfish, narcissistic character on TV is Ted Cruz.
- Mon, 09:13: I predict that Badfinger will sell about 10,000 albums in the next week because of #BreakingBad alone.
- Mon, 10:21: Re: Going to Canada: "Maybe I'll shave my legs..." "I think going north of the border means worrying less about your south of the border."