- Tue, 13:33: My apt is slowly starting to smell like the pumpkin pie in the oven. I know you are all jealous. I don't even eat pumpkin pie.
- Tue, 15:03: "Farts taste best when held in for at least 4 days. Serve with a pinot." - @colinpdempsey
- Tue, 15:31: Ted Cruz is just like regular folk: he doesn't understand how this whole Congress thing works either but likes to hear himself talk. #tcot
- Tue, 16:47: The surgeon who worked on my foot looks and sounds like Wash from Firefly. I want to buy him some dinosaurs.
- Tue, 16:50: RT @aasif: since 1968 more Americans have died from domestic firearms than in all the wars the U,S has been involved in. http://t.co/5xKBB5…
- Wed, 08:21: After looking at my hospital bill claim w/my health insurance, I want to spit in Ted Cruz's face. Everyone needs to be insured. Period.
- Wed, 08:28: Without insurance, I would be paying med bills for two lifetimes. No one should be in that position. #Obamacare #TedCruzSucks #tcot
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…
Wed, 13:02: RT @ hellolanemoore: I just want you to know that because of how supportive you've all been so far, i've started emailing…