- Tue, 13:33: My apt is slowly starting to smell like the pumpkin pie in the oven. I know you are all jealous. I don't even eat pumpkin pie.
- Tue, 15:03: "Farts taste best when held in for at least 4 days. Serve with a pinot." - @colinpdempsey
- Tue, 15:31: Ted Cruz is just like regular folk: he doesn't understand how this whole Congress thing works either but likes to hear himself talk. #tcot
- Tue, 16:47: The surgeon who worked on my foot looks and sounds like Wash from Firefly. I want to buy him some dinosaurs.
- Tue, 16:50: RT @aasif: since 1968 more Americans have died from domestic firearms than in all the wars the U,S has been involved in. http://t.co/5xKBB5…
- Wed, 08:21: After looking at my hospital bill claim w/my health insurance, I want to spit in Ted Cruz's face. Everyone needs to be insured. Period.
- Wed, 08:28: Without insurance, I would be paying med bills for two lifetimes. No one should be in that position. #Obamacare #TedCruzSucks #tcot
Fri, 08:52: RT @ DougJBalloon: The new Wes Anderson movie is drawing mixed reviews from critics. Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden.
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…