- Mon, 12:42: On last night's Breaking Bad, Walt Jr. had a poptart for breakfast. #spoileralert
- Tue, 07:38: Can we go just one day without inspirational memes? Let's make the world a better place.
- Tue, 08:32: Tried to buy a banana for $1 from a fruit stand and somehow haggled a whole bunch. I only wanted the one...
- Tue, 10:45: The word irregardless makes my skin crawl when I hear someone use it unironically.
Tue, 08:56: RT @ MaxHomo: Hannah Gadsby describing Dave as a man who "gets 20 million dollars to process his emotionally stunted partial world…
Fri, 08:52: RT @ DougJBalloon: The new Wes Anderson movie is drawing mixed reviews from critics. Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden.
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…