- Mon, 12:42: On last night's Breaking Bad, Walt Jr. had a poptart for breakfast. #spoileralert
- Tue, 07:38: Can we go just one day without inspirational memes? Let's make the world a better place.
- Tue, 08:32: Tried to buy a banana for $1 from a fruit stand and somehow haggled a whole bunch. I only wanted the one...
- Tue, 10:45: The word irregardless makes my skin crawl when I hear someone use it unironically.
Thu, 10:51: RT @ itskristofer: what if god came down to earth and said “it’s pronounced jod” and left
Tue, 14:39: Some people should take drugs. Or take fewer drugs. https://t.co/BTTBfQGLw3 Wed, 11:26: This is an adult woman that…
Mon, 10:44: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: There have been plenty of all-male everythings throughout all of our lives and yet no one asks “are they…