- Sat, 12:10: Yeah punk kids, no fun for you! http://t.co/t1pNfkFmNL
- Sat, 12:27: I assume Tommy had something to do with pinball? http://t.co/pPeovniOka
- Sat, 13:55: That is not Stefanie playing Asteroids... http://t.co/VQO1cDBLB2
- Sat, 14:52: My kids will be trained only to be competitive against @colinpdempsey. I want them to make him cry.
- Sat, 15:35: Someone named Sean needed a giant cherry limeade because fatty. http://t.co/77qMLNpAgn
- Sat, 15:39: @Vinnie_Zoots You gonna be at Beachcomber later?
Fri, 16:29: RT @ allisonkilkenny: Today I learned of the term "geriatric millennial." I'm accepting flowers and cash donation condolences.…
Thu, 12:51: RT @ joshgondelman: A good thing to read! https://t.co/S8rOqudjz8 Thu, 12:52: RT @ JenKirkman: Got harassed for saying this…
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…