- Wed, 12:17: It turns out that your bigotted uncle is the spokesperson for the IOC. http://t.co/BbYv4MBnyt
- Wed, 14:17: My dad's need to belittle me every time he won at anything is why you'll never catch up to me at Candy Crush.
- Wed, 15:54: I'm not Garth Brooks nor do I have many friends in low places. Thank goodness, really.
- Thu, 09:44: RT @ShrinkShow: 8/20 @FrankConniff @FBPComedy @JFly99 @ARoseRois @djmrcurmudgeon @austinnewyork @fishstandsup etc. You get the gist. http:/…
Thu, 10:51: RT @ itskristofer: what if god came down to earth and said “it’s pronounced jod” and left
Tue, 14:39: Some people should take drugs. Or take fewer drugs. https://t.co/BTTBfQGLw3 Wed, 11:26: This is an adult woman that…
Mon, 10:44: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: There have been plenty of all-male everythings throughout all of our lives and yet no one asks “are they…