My tweets

Tue, 12:09: .@KatraHigher: Glad you documented my 11:30 bowel evac. RT @DrOz This risotto swaps out rice for veggies and oats. http://t.co/DbzC73llcN
Tue, 12:17: Next week's @ShrinkShow at @UCBTheatreEast is a don't miss affair. I want to glare at your faces so show up! <3 http://t.co/xw4RbiX4fY
Tue, 12:40: Dudes: OKCupid's "Most private" box is where you reveal you saw Sleepless In Seattle and that you're ok with trimming your pubes.
Tue, 16:18: Before dropping acid, the song was originally called "Well Groomed Pubic Garden" and was the second most racy Beatles song to date. #octopus
Tue, 19:55: Being a billionaire mayor means you get to make up "truth" and "reality". http://t.co/tLEzmOTs5c
Wed, 10:16: Declaring "I Just Started Hating Some People Today" my jam for the day.