Sun, 21:59: RT @PartsTheRedSea: #BreakingBad: Bryan Cranston wakes up as Hal from Malcolm in the Middle, tells Lois about crazy dream he had. Aaron Pau…
Mon, 10:23: "What is it called when you poop and it's not there when you stand up? A ghost poop?" "TMI random stranger in the office kitchen."
Mon, 10:58: Coworkers headphones have been blaring Blurred Lines for 10 minutes. Hope he knows this won't summon naked dancers. Also, gross dude.
