- Sun, 21:59: RT @PartsTheRedSea: #BreakingBad: Bryan Cranston wakes up as Hal from Malcolm in the Middle, tells Lois about crazy dream he had. Aaron Pau…
- Mon, 10:23: "What is it called when you poop and it's not there when you stand up? A ghost poop?" "TMI random stranger in the office kitchen."
- Mon, 10:58: Coworkers headphones have been blaring Blurred Lines for 10 minutes. Hope he knows this won't summon naked dancers. Also, gross dude.
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Fri, 16:29: RT @ allisonkilkenny: Today I learned of the term "geriatric millennial." I'm accepting flowers and cash donation condolences.…
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Thu, 12:51: RT @ joshgondelman: A good thing to read! https://t.co/S8rOqudjz8 Thu, 12:52: RT @ JenKirkman: Got harassed for saying this…
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Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
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