- Sun, 21:59: RT @PartsTheRedSea: #BreakingBad: Bryan Cranston wakes up as Hal from Malcolm in the Middle, tells Lois about crazy dream he had. Aaron Pau…
- Mon, 10:23: "What is it called when you poop and it's not there when you stand up? A ghost poop?" "TMI random stranger in the office kitchen."
- Mon, 10:58: Coworkers headphones have been blaring Blurred Lines for 10 minutes. Hope he knows this won't summon naked dancers. Also, gross dude.
Fri, 09:11: RT @ JohnFugelsang: Dear Democrats: This level of hysteria shows just how terrified the GOP is that white people are going to…
Sun, 04:05: RT @ NoLieWithBTC: Lauren Boebert's restaurant received a $233,305 PPP check and she receives a $174,000 taxpayer-funded salary.
Fri, 14:00: We can all agree that @ RealDeanCain is the Superman that shows up from Wish.