- Wed, 12:31: I just caught myself enjoying Box Car Racer. Cue self-loathing.
- Wed, 12:50: It's Hump Day! That's why I'm hunched over my keyboard in misery at work. Yay!
- Thu, 07:37: RT @katejinx: "You made a woman meow?" It's World Cat Day AND International Female Orgasm Day. Something for everyone.
- Thu, 08:25: One thing we can all agree on is that most guys who buy a woman breast implants are the worst.
Wed, 16:21: RT @ carriegravenson: Today was the day Trump becomes “Florida Man”. Wed, 16:26: Bloviating pile of turds doesn't seem to…
Tue, 12:33: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: Congratulations to Donald Trump on staring directly at a solar eclipse and having that somehow be the least…
Tue, 05:55: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: Here’s hoping we never have a president who makes people talk about Trump the way Trump made people talk about…