- Wed, 12:31: I just caught myself enjoying Box Car Racer. Cue self-loathing.
- Wed, 12:50: It's Hump Day! That's why I'm hunched over my keyboard in misery at work. Yay!
- Thu, 07:37: RT @katejinx: "You made a woman meow?" It's World Cat Day AND International Female Orgasm Day. Something for everyone.
- Thu, 08:25: One thing we can all agree on is that most guys who buy a woman breast implants are the worst.
Sat, 07:56: RT @ mlstrat: i’ll die on this hill: the ability to explain a complex subject in accessible terms is one of the greatest markers of…
Wed, 12:49: RT @ DougJBalloon: Our model now shows a 90% chance that Nate Silver is a moron. Wed, 12:53: RT @ LuxAlptraum: You know that…
Tue, 13:56: RT @ LightsCameraPod: The Norm Macdonald "moth Joke," one of the greatest jokes every told on television. https://t.co/daC9oPVPsU…