- Tue, 13:27: If you really need someone to be on your podcast, I suppose I can squeeze you into my steak schedule.
- Tue, 18:52: These episodes of The Wire are not going to rewatch themselves for the 4th time.
- Tue, 20:28: You spin my underpants right round. http://t.co/msIY2BL2t6
- Wed, 11:11: This shark must have heard that Lena Dunham loves Astoria. Hipsters. Harumph. http://t.co/bAjBMLJjlq
Wed, 16:21: RT @ carriegravenson: Today was the day Trump becomes “Florida Man”. Wed, 16:26: Bloviating pile of turds doesn't seem to…
Tue, 12:33: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: Congratulations to Donald Trump on staring directly at a solar eclipse and having that somehow be the least…
Tue, 05:55: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: Here’s hoping we never have a president who makes people talk about Trump the way Trump made people talk about…