- Mon, 18:27: Oh you sexy beast, I'm putting you inside me. http://t.co/9qxs8N1FDA
- Mon, 19:14: Lemon cake?! Get inside me too! Aww threeway foodsome! http://t.co/bXkgrkm8H2
- Mon, 23:20: Farts. "@imexcessivebass: @djmrcurmudgeon You're funny, so I will follow you. I unfollowed someone b/c he had nothing to say"
- Tue, 09:28: Grating noise isn't music. Sorry douchy 20 somethings.
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…