My tweets

Fri, 15:53: When people post pics of celebs and I have no idea who it is, it pleases me greatly.
Fri, 15:55: Until John Munch makes an appearance, I cannot take this show seriously. "@BBCAMERICA: Law & Order: UK returns Aug 7 @ 9/8c"
Fri, 19:30: I've given up on Instagram giving me back my original account so don't be surprised if you see me add you on there as DJ Mr Curmudgeon.
Sat, 08:24: Valerie Plame really is her name.
Sat, 10:02: "One day Mark Twain will rise from the grave and beat to death everyone who attributes bogus quotes to him." - Mark Twain
Sat, 10:46: Obama and the lamestream media continue to ignore the troubling fact that I am at level 301 on Candy Crush. #TCOT #benghazi