- Wed, 12:50: RT @Disalmanac: Today is National Orgasm Day, which, like actual orgasms, only happens once a year.
- Wed, 13:07: RT @TheDailyEdge: Anthony Weiner has no public events scheduled. #NationalOrgasmDay
- Wed, 15:13: Why must cats constantly show off that they don't have to wear pants? Self centered jerks.
- Wed, 17:55: Randomly taking a 2 mile walk after work when I haven't done a lot of walking in months has left me mildly broken.
- Thu, 07:38: RT @kentgrossarth: My gf told me she's tired of me quoting song lyrics. I swear, y'all gonna make me lose my mind. Up in here, up in here.
- Thu, 08:33: Congratulations Michele Bachmann, your marriage is finally legal!
- Thu, 09:55: US government scrambles to produce doctored photos of Edward Snowden having sex with a man now that he's free in Russia.
- Thu, 10:52: New Yorkers! A friend rescued 3 chihuahuas yesterday from the street, needs to find temp/perm homes asap. Help/suggestions welcome.
Wed, 13:07: RT @ wagatwe: There's something very wrong with you people who refuse to move on from Al Franken. Get a life and stop defending a…
Wed, 07:44: RT @ aidan_smx: Anti-homeless policies hurt everyone, unhoused or housed. These policies mean you can't find a place to sit, use a…
Tue, 06:19: RT @ HamillHimself: #DadsForGunSafety Tue, 09:16: RT @ irin: Tweens on the subway: “I don’t have covid, you have covid.” “Put…