- Mon, 12:44: You kids realize that you can fill your face with tacos on days other than Tuesday, right? #tcot
- Mon, 13:52: RT @Disalmanac: Eighth Amendment: Forbids cruel and unusual punishment, especially if it involves reruns of "According To Jim."
- Mon, 13:58: How dare Jesus try to provide guidance to Christians when he's secretly been a Jew this whole time!
- Mon, 15:43: How many money related boners are you allowed before you have to register as a republican? #tcot
- Mon, 16:12: Just a giant cruise ship sailing past Freedom Tower that I can see from my office. NBD. http://t.co/fFuhBxuSUH
- Mon, 23:45: No one has come up with the hair dye brand "Dorian Gray" yet? Pretty much the most obvious brand name pun. Sheesh.
- Tue, 07:37: We all agree that outie belly buttons are weird and creepy.
- Tue, 11:09: Dear Senator Grassley: thanks for wasting time and money on frivolous investigations you useless meat bag. #tcot http://t.co/I3wA87g2Cu
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Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
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Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…
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Tue, 18:29: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: If Dean Cain is mad about Superman being bisexual we should probably make a gay Hercules and a trans Chachi…
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