- Sat, 14:18: #FF @carriegravenson because it's her birthday and she only has 1 more of them left.
- Sun, 02:01: RT @thelindywest: Racist ‘Baby Santiago’ Meme Obscures Complicated Truths http://t.co/lDJlg1Vq2S
- Sun, 07:40: "Hold on teacher man, do you mean to suggest that Muslims are people? Nice try Osama!" #foxfail #fauxnews http://t.co/fZAsKHgD4h
Fri, 16:29: RT @ allisonkilkenny: Today I learned of the term "geriatric millennial." I'm accepting flowers and cash donation condolences.…
Thu, 12:51: RT @ joshgondelman: A good thing to read! https://t.co/S8rOqudjz8 Thu, 12:52: RT @ JenKirkman: Got harassed for saying this…
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…