- Wed, 12:14: Thanks to Twitter notables like @Disalmanacarian, @megsokay and @katiecompa for joining us at a great @ShrinkShow at @UCBTheatreEast!
- Wed, 16:19: Feeling restless and in the mood to do something tonight but burned out on comedy and won't go to Brooklyn. Suggestions?
- Wed, 21:00: Congratulations North Carolina, you're officially awful awful awful. http://t.co/8djQZiuYYN
- Thu, 08:53: No one cared about Clinton's affairs because he was a sexy older guy with charm. Weiner is Weiner's only charm unless he grows a stache.
Wed, 16:21: RT @ carriegravenson: Today was the day Trump becomes “Florida Man”. Wed, 16:26: Bloviating pile of turds doesn't seem to…
Tue, 12:33: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: Congratulations to Donald Trump on staring directly at a solar eclipse and having that somehow be the least…
Tue, 05:55: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: Here’s hoping we never have a president who makes people talk about Trump the way Trump made people talk about…