- Tue, 17:40: RT @krisstraub: please update your contact info, i have a sexting name that i do not use anymore, "h.j. mansplode"
- Tue, 17:42: RT @RichardKimNYC: I don't give a shit about the sexting. This idiot actually thinks West Bank is not occupied, no military there. http://t…
- Tue, 17:48: Come see @ShrinkShow tonight or else chance that Charlie Thrillpants will sext you all night. http://t.co/oZCvBPvuyK
- Tue, 18:49: DJ Mr Curmudgeon may be over doing it with devices tonight... http://t.co/J9NJqbhgzV
- Wed, 09:36: Don't you hate it when you get a new phone and send a pic of your junk to strangers on Twitter by accident? http://t.co/0F9EV84rmd
- Wed, 09:58: It's Jennifer Lopez's birthday. Dictators are lined up around the block to sing her a sexy birthday song.
- Wed, 10:41: Mayor Bloomberg is just trying to protect us from law abiding brown people and the poor. Sheesh. http://t.co/N8ErFy0dZF
- Wed, 11:16: Madam, I've had this beard since I was 14. It's only ironic facial hair in Canada where Alanis declared merely existing to be ironic.
- Wed, 11:23: RT @SaraJBenincasa: Pretty sure I'm the weird relative at Thanksgiving, but instead of racist conservative crap I spout insane liberal garb…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…
Tue, 18:29: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: If Dean Cain is mad about Superman being bisexual we should probably make a gay Hercules and a trans Chachi…
Mon, 14:46: RT @ mmpadellan: Ashli Babbitt was not a hero. She was a domestic terrorist. THE END.