- Wed, 12:19: RT @jasonmustian: Don't understand why everyone's so upset that Josh Groban is on the cover of Rolling Stone.
- Wed, 20:04: Offer letter accepted for a permanent gig, theoretically starting in a couple weeks. Soooooooo close!
- Thu, 09:54: RT @kctoons: The Dow hit a new Record High today... this country is going right down the Socialist tubes! #ThanksObama!
- Thu, 09:57: Filling out new hire paperwork is what I do when I can't sleep at night. #snore
- Thu, 10:20: RT @joegarden: .@Caissie Does Sesame Street have a Twitter account? YES! Hey, @sesamestreet! Are The Count and The Amazing Mumford related?…
- Thu, 11:56: Apparently saying "LOLercoasters, that's Hilario Dawson!" last week is why no one likes me on the 18th floor.
Tue, 04:33: RT @ MikeDrucker: hahahahahahahahahaha this is like that naming a star thing where it doesn't really do anything and nobody…
Mon, 11:28: I want no details on who bought https://t.co/yQDGBhQPRi and directed it in the most delightful of ways.
Wed, 16:21: RT @ carriegravenson: Today was the day Trump becomes “Florida Man”. Wed, 16:26: Bloviating pile of turds doesn't seem to…