- Wed, 12:19: RT @jasonmustian: Don't understand why everyone's so upset that Josh Groban is on the cover of Rolling Stone.
- Wed, 20:04: Offer letter accepted for a permanent gig, theoretically starting in a couple weeks. Soooooooo close!
- Thu, 09:54: RT @kctoons: The Dow hit a new Record High today... this country is going right down the Socialist tubes! #ThanksObama!
- Thu, 09:57: Filling out new hire paperwork is what I do when I can't sleep at night. #snore
- Thu, 10:20: RT @joegarden: .@Caissie Does Sesame Street have a Twitter account? YES! Hey, @sesamestreet! Are The Count and The Amazing Mumford related?…
- Thu, 11:56: Apparently saying "LOLercoasters, that's Hilario Dawson!" last week is why no one likes me on the 18th floor.
Wed, 12:49: RT @ DougJBalloon: Our model now shows a 90% chance that Nate Silver is a moron. Wed, 12:53: RT @ LuxAlptraum: You know that…
Tue, 13:56: RT @ LightsCameraPod: The Norm Macdonald "moth Joke," one of the greatest jokes every told on television. https://t.co/daC9oPVPsU…
Mon, 04:45: RT @ ParkerMolloy: Please start taxing churches.