- Wed, 09:12: Puppies, ice cream cones, clean swimming pools and hugs.
- Wed, 09:17: Sorry, that last tweet was about things that you'll never see again thanks to OBAMACARE. #tcot
- Wed, 09:28: I don't know if I've mentioned it but I co-host a variety show. Weird, right? You should come Tuesday night. Joy! http://t.co/oZCvBPvuyK
Wed, 12:49: RT @ DougJBalloon: Our model now shows a 90% chance that Nate Silver is a moron. Wed, 12:53: RT @ LuxAlptraum: You know that…
Tue, 13:56: RT @ LightsCameraPod: The Norm Macdonald "moth Joke," one of the greatest jokes every told on television. https://t.co/daC9oPVPsU…
Mon, 04:45: RT @ ParkerMolloy: Please start taxing churches.