- Wed, 12:13: So much for North Carolina being one of the least awful states in the South! Good job kids! http://t.co/bVJL3PCagA
- Wed, 13:24: This afternoon calls for Danger Mouse, Jay-Z and The Beatles. Magna what? Pfft.
- Wed, 13:50: RT @ShrinkShow: Next show: 7/23 @shengwangtime @michelleisawolf @jessicadelfino @Codylindquist @djmrcurmudgeon @austinnewyork @fishstandsup…
- Wed, 15:00: The Kleptones mashup album A Night At The Hip Hopera has been a favorite of mine for years. http://t.co/GH5QKMjvHP
- Wed, 16:22: Maybe @LOLGOP or the Ghostbusters. "@CSPesky: Just saw a Senator's wife honk angrily in the grocery store parking lot. Who do I call?"
- Wed, 20:41: Rolling a 50 lb air conditioner up to my 4th floor apt was all the exercise I need for the week.
- Thu, 07:44: Oh white voters, you so dumb. "@NYTimeskrugman: Even More About Whites and the Safety Net http://t.co/mojHDfpL3F"
- Thu, 09:33: Nothing says America! like starting off the day with a reheated big beef & cheddar from Arby's. #heartdisease #cloggedbowels #mmmgood
- Thu, 10:00: Hey @instagram, how do I find out why you've randomly disabled my boring account for TOS violations?
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…
Wed, 13:02: RT @ hellolanemoore: I just want you to know that because of how supportive you've all been so far, i've started emailing…