- Sun, 16:39: Sam Waterston is almost convincing as Isaac Jaffe. Almost.
- Mon, 09:05: Foursquare says I have the highest Klout score of anyone at the office so I'm jumping off the roof now goodbye.
- Mon, 09:20: Skynet is coming to your salt shakers and tires. http://t.co/ZEIxGqjWu4
- Mon, 10:06: Looks like someone got a new bong and is smoking bathsalts. "@AmandaBynes: Barack Obama and Michelle Obama are ugly!"
Fri, 08:52: RT @ DougJBalloon: The new Wes Anderson movie is drawing mixed reviews from critics. Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden.
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…