- Sun, 16:39: Sam Waterston is almost convincing as Isaac Jaffe. Almost.
- Mon, 09:05: Foursquare says I have the highest Klout score of anyone at the office so I'm jumping off the roof now goodbye.
- Mon, 09:20: Skynet is coming to your salt shakers and tires. http://t.co/ZEIxGqjWu4
- Mon, 10:06: Looks like someone got a new bong and is smoking bathsalts. "@AmandaBynes: Barack Obama and Michelle Obama are ugly!"
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.
Sat, 08:37: RT @ ditzkoff: if you click the skip intro button on The Muppet Show, your subscription should be instantly canceled…