- Fri, 12:25: That we live in a land where people think yesterday was the 2013th birthday of America is more depressing than I can fathom.
- Fri, 13:40: Measuring the temperature by quantity of testicle sweat is less accurate than some of you seem to believe.
- Fri, 13:43: That said, it is 2.74 liters ball sweat hot, according to my measurements. So 75 to 180 degrees out.
- Fri, 16:58: Oh hello Friday afternoon. http://t.co/56WItO8DeP
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…
Wed, 13:02: RT @ hellolanemoore: I just want you to know that because of how supportive you've all been so far, i've started emailing…