- Fri, 12:25: That we live in a land where people think yesterday was the 2013th birthday of America is more depressing than I can fathom.
- Fri, 13:40: Measuring the temperature by quantity of testicle sweat is less accurate than some of you seem to believe.
- Fri, 13:43: That said, it is 2.74 liters ball sweat hot, according to my measurements. So 75 to 180 degrees out.
- Fri, 16:58: Oh hello Friday afternoon. http://t.co/56WItO8DeP
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…
Tue, 18:29: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: If Dean Cain is mad about Superman being bisexual we should probably make a gay Hercules and a trans Chachi…
Mon, 14:46: RT @ mmpadellan: Ashli Babbitt was not a hero. She was a domestic terrorist. THE END.