- Thu, 12:40: America! Fuck yeah! http://t.co/bUUOK5pGic
- Thu, 13:14: America! Fuck unions! Obesity! http://t.co/4WrhtfrDuD
- Thu, 17:51: America! Omnomnomnom! http://t.co/lPazLowftt
- Fri, 07:31: RT @JohnFugelsang: Cutting Medicare to fix budget is like invading Iraq when you were attacked by 15 Saudis http://t.co/Bg220QFsO9”
- Fri, 10:30: Texas can't regulate chemical plants, too invasive. Now let them crawl back into every vagina in the state. http://t.co/moAfE44mO2
- Fri, 11:29: Which word is less sexy, moist or soggy? Asking for the White House Down fanfiction my coworker is writing.
Fri, 08:52: RT @ DougJBalloon: The new Wes Anderson movie is drawing mixed reviews from critics. Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden.
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…