- Tue, 17:39: Wait, Stringer Bell pilots a giant robot to fight Cloverfield? Well now I totally don't care about Pacific Rim even more.
- Wed, 08:41: A herd of fannypackers kept a chunk of people pinned in my train car this morning while they grazed on egg mcmuffins. It's summer!
- Wed, 08:50: If men could get abortions, @robdelaney posits that we'd be getting awesome abortion centers. http://t.co/eiY39OLemW
- Wed, 11:12: When a Japanese businessman offers you $300 for the dirty boxers you're wearing, it's bad etiquette to decline.
- Wed, 11:13: RT @Disalmanac: UPDATE: If 50 Cent were a woman, he'd only be 37 Cent.
- Wed, 11:24: I can only pray this many people will leave NYC this weekend. http://t.co/HJ3QKW9Wy9
Wed, 03:58: RT @ TinySnekComics: 🤔 https://t.co/l6qBC022Rn
Sun, 18:52: RT @ JasonKander: My liberal friends and I talk mostly about sports. Pete, your “real American” friends sound lame. Mon,…
Sat, 04:17: RT @ smartstatistic: I would love to have been unburdened with issues of race as an 8 year old but I was too busy having white kids…