- Tue, 17:39: Wait, Stringer Bell pilots a giant robot to fight Cloverfield? Well now I totally don't care about Pacific Rim even more.
- Wed, 08:41: A herd of fannypackers kept a chunk of people pinned in my train car this morning while they grazed on egg mcmuffins. It's summer!
- Wed, 08:50: If men could get abortions, @robdelaney posits that we'd be getting awesome abortion centers. http://t.co/eiY39OLemW
- Wed, 11:12: When a Japanese businessman offers you $300 for the dirty boxers you're wearing, it's bad etiquette to decline.
- Wed, 11:13: RT @Disalmanac: UPDATE: If 50 Cent were a woman, he'd only be 37 Cent.
- Wed, 11:24: I can only pray this many people will leave NYC this weekend. http://t.co/HJ3QKW9Wy9
Wed, 13:07: RT @ wagatwe: There's something very wrong with you people who refuse to move on from Al Franken. Get a life and stop defending a…
Wed, 07:44: RT @ aidan_smx: Anti-homeless policies hurt everyone, unhoused or housed. These policies mean you can't find a place to sit, use a…
Tue, 06:19: RT @ HamillHimself: #DadsForGunSafety Tue, 09:16: RT @ irin: Tweens on the subway: “I don’t have covid, you have covid.” “Put…