- Wed, 12:38: Rep. Bachmann has chained her husband to a wall in their homophobia bunker in response to #DOMA. Poor Marcus.
- Wed, 13:50: Breaking: Justice Scalia seen tying children to a train track, cackling like a crazy person.
- Wed, 16:22: Nothing says "We value our employees!" like rough sandpaper quality toilet paper rubbing your butthole at the office.
- Thu, 11:48: I probably shouldn't have downloaded Carcassonne for my phone. #timesuck #nerd
Wed, 16:21: RT @ carriegravenson: Today was the day Trump becomes “Florida Man”. Wed, 16:26: Bloviating pile of turds doesn't seem to…
Tue, 12:33: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: Congratulations to Donald Trump on staring directly at a solar eclipse and having that somehow be the least…
Tue, 05:55: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: Here’s hoping we never have a president who makes people talk about Trump the way Trump made people talk about…