- Wed, 12:38: Rep. Bachmann has chained her husband to a wall in their homophobia bunker in response to #DOMA. Poor Marcus.
- Wed, 13:50: Breaking: Justice Scalia seen tying children to a train track, cackling like a crazy person.
- Wed, 16:22: Nothing says "We value our employees!" like rough sandpaper quality toilet paper rubbing your butthole at the office.
- Thu, 11:48: I probably shouldn't have downloaded Carcassonne for my phone. #timesuck #nerd
Fri, 09:11: RT @ JohnFugelsang: Dear Democrats: This level of hysteria shows just how terrified the GOP is that white people are going to…
Sun, 04:05: RT @ NoLieWithBTC: Lauren Boebert's restaurant received a $233,305 PPP check and she receives a $174,000 taxpayer-funded salary.
Fri, 14:00: We can all agree that @ RealDeanCain is the Superman that shows up from Wish.