- Wed, 12:38: Rep. Bachmann has chained her husband to a wall in their homophobia bunker in response to #DOMA. Poor Marcus.
- Wed, 13:50: Breaking: Justice Scalia seen tying children to a train track, cackling like a crazy person.
- Wed, 16:22: Nothing says "We value our employees!" like rough sandpaper quality toilet paper rubbing your butthole at the office.
- Thu, 11:48: I probably shouldn't have downloaded Carcassonne for my phone. #timesuck #nerd
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…
Tue, 18:29: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: If Dean Cain is mad about Superman being bisexual we should probably make a gay Hercules and a trans Chachi…