- Tue, 13:53: This heat is brutal. Cool off at @HotChicksRoom then see @ShrinkShow at 8 pm before you melt and die. http://t.co/drgKW1Z3i3
- Wed, 08:14: Kevin Spacey & Tommy Lee Jones have a mutant clone on the PATH. http://t.co/ZsLGZZBW7k
- Wed, 09:20: RT @TheDailyEdge: REPORT: Marcus Bachmann spotted sobbing uncontrollably following #DOMA decision
- Wed, 09:26: RT @BarackObama: Today's DOMA ruling is a historic step forward for #MarriageEquality. #LoveIsLove
- Wed, 09:29: I hope Rick Santorum was magically married to a dog the moment #DOMA was overturned.
- Wed, 09:32: Remember kids, just because DOMA is unconstitutional doesn't mean gay marriage is legal in every state. Still fights to be fought.
- Wed, 09:41: RT @saraschaefer1: SCOTUS actin like an abusive boyfriend right now all sweet and shit but I won't forget what you did yesterday
- Wed, 11:32: Anyone checked in with @billclinton to see how happy he is to finally see #DOMA dismantled?
- Wed, 11:43: Advice to anyone angry that #DOMA was overturned: crawl back under your rock, stay there. Thanks.
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.
Sat, 08:37: RT @ ditzkoff: if you click the skip intro button on The Muppet Show, your subscription should be instantly canceled…