- Mon, 12:07: Snowden is just an elaborate hoax to keep North West out of the headlines. #falseflags
- Mon, 13:00: Is it normal to sweat just from seeing how hot it is outside? Asking for a hairy yeti I am is me.
- Mon, 13:38: I'm glad no one stabbed me to death when they decided to ditch me in high school. http://t.co/uwal3o4J7U
- Mon, 15:12: RT @KatraHigher: COME SCRAPE UP M'INSIDES AND GET RID OF THAT RAPE BEBE!!! I am done with everything. This woman should be exiled. http://t…
- Mon, 18:29: I didn't know @colinpdempsey was in The Dark Knight Rises... http://t.co/inzZczRqr5
- Tue, 09:51: Wait, George Zimmerman isn't the Men's Wearhouse guy? The world is much less bizarre now.
- Tue, 11:07: Reading Clarence "Sex Pervert" Thomas' s dissents on gay marriage will be a treat.
- Tue, 11:16: RT @jamiekilstein: #scotus tries to prove there is no more racism by being racist.
- Tue, 11:47: RT @LOLGOP: Conservatives: We can't use voting data from 1965 but let's stick to a definition of marriage from 1620.
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…
Tue, 18:29: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: If Dean Cain is mad about Superman being bisexual we should probably make a gay Hercules and a trans Chachi…
Mon, 14:46: RT @ mmpadellan: Ashli Babbitt was not a hero. She was a domestic terrorist. THE END.