- Mon, 12:07: Snowden is just an elaborate hoax to keep North West out of the headlines. #falseflags
- Mon, 13:00: Is it normal to sweat just from seeing how hot it is outside? Asking for a hairy yeti I am is me.
- Mon, 13:38: I'm glad no one stabbed me to death when they decided to ditch me in high school. http://t.co/uwal3o4J7U
- Mon, 15:12: RT @KatraHigher: COME SCRAPE UP M'INSIDES AND GET RID OF THAT RAPE BEBE!!! I am done with everything. This woman should be exiled. http://t…
- Mon, 18:29: I didn't know @colinpdempsey was in The Dark Knight Rises... http://t.co/inzZczRqr5
- Tue, 09:51: Wait, George Zimmerman isn't the Men's Wearhouse guy? The world is much less bizarre now.
- Tue, 11:07: Reading Clarence "Sex Pervert" Thomas' s dissents on gay marriage will be a treat.
- Tue, 11:16: RT @jamiekilstein: #scotus tries to prove there is no more racism by being racist.
- Tue, 11:47: RT @LOLGOP: Conservatives: We can't use voting data from 1965 but let's stick to a definition of marriage from 1620.
Wed, 16:21: RT @ carriegravenson: Today was the day Trump becomes “Florida Man”. Wed, 16:26: Bloviating pile of turds doesn't seem to…
Tue, 12:33: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: Congratulations to Donald Trump on staring directly at a solar eclipse and having that somehow be the least…
Tue, 05:55: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: Here’s hoping we never have a president who makes people talk about Trump the way Trump made people talk about…