- Mon, 12:07: Snowden is just an elaborate hoax to keep North West out of the headlines. #falseflags
- Mon, 13:00: Is it normal to sweat just from seeing how hot it is outside? Asking for a hairy yeti I am is me.
- Mon, 13:38: I'm glad no one stabbed me to death when they decided to ditch me in high school. http://t.co/uwal3o4J7U
- Mon, 15:12: RT @KatraHigher: COME SCRAPE UP M'INSIDES AND GET RID OF THAT RAPE BEBE!!! I am done with everything. This woman should be exiled. http://t…
- Mon, 18:29: I didn't know @colinpdempsey was in The Dark Knight Rises... http://t.co/inzZczRqr5
- Tue, 09:51: Wait, George Zimmerman isn't the Men's Wearhouse guy? The world is much less bizarre now.
- Tue, 11:07: Reading Clarence "Sex Pervert" Thomas' s dissents on gay marriage will be a treat.
- Tue, 11:16: RT @jamiekilstein: #scotus tries to prove there is no more racism by being racist.
- Tue, 11:47: RT @LOLGOP: Conservatives: We can't use voting data from 1965 but let's stick to a definition of marriage from 1620.
Thu, 12:16: RT @ GailSimone: I don't think you can be a true Star Wars fan if you don't know who Revan is. https://t.co/gq2AISD33K Thu,…
Thu, 09:15: RT @ TheDailyShow: “We’re not dealing with bad apples, we’re dealing with a rotten tree.” Trevor addresses Daunte Wright, Caron…
Wed, 08:38: RT @ ParkerMolloy: I make fun of certain Times columnists for writing variations of the same article over and over, but this is a…