- Thu, 15:07: This band sucks. They're like Blink meets Killers meets the rope I'm hanging myself with.
- Fri, 07:05: Why do I hold on to 2 dollar bills whenever one crosses my path? Is it just me?
- Fri, 09:43: Make your reservation for @shrinkshow and join us to celebrate Independs Day in style! Wait, what? http://t.co/drgKW1Z3i3
- Fri, 10:19: It feels like a @Buck65 kind of Friday. #ZombieDelight
Fri, 08:52: RT @ DougJBalloon: The new Wes Anderson movie is drawing mixed reviews from critics. Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden.
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