- Wed, 16:30: Spoiler alert: The Big Shrink will be extra sexy this month so make your reservation now! http://t.co/oZCvBPvuyK
- Wed, 17:02: Dear PATH riders: carrying a guitar does not mean you get to wipe boogers on the pole or seat, 35 year old white guy in the cubicle uniform.
- Wed, 20:03: "Please stop calling us names! We've been crying for a week!" - Microsoft http://t.co/42Kwc4gyLi
- Thu, 09:02: Exodus International apologizes for trying to "fix" gays. I eagerly await the response of right wing pundits. http://t.co/6Jc6Po0uTR
- Thu, 11:04: Congrats to @SharonSpell for such a great show last night. Who knew I'd laugh about someone's parents dying? Whaddya mean everyone knew?
Wed, 16:21: RT @ carriegravenson: Today was the day Trump becomes “Florida Man”. Wed, 16:26: Bloviating pile of turds doesn't seem to…
Tue, 12:33: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: Congratulations to Donald Trump on staring directly at a solar eclipse and having that somehow be the least…
Tue, 05:55: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: Here’s hoping we never have a president who makes people talk about Trump the way Trump made people talk about…