My tweets

Wed, 16:30: Spoiler alert: The Big Shrink will be extra sexy this month so make your reservation now! http://t.co/oZCvBPvuyK
Wed, 17:02: Dear PATH riders: carrying a guitar does not mean you get to wipe boogers on the pole or seat, 35 year old white guy in the cubicle uniform.
Wed, 20:03: "Please stop calling us names! We've been crying for a week!" - Microsoft http://t.co/42Kwc4gyLi
Thu, 09:02: Exodus International apologizes for trying to "fix" gays. I eagerly await the response of right wing pundits. http://t.co/6Jc6Po0uTR
Thu, 11:04: Congrats to @SharonSpell for such a great show last night. Who knew I'd laugh about someone's parents dying? Whaddya mean everyone knew?