- Tue, 14:50: If you're under 35 and never read Superfudge, you're probably a dick.
- Tue, 19:28: This queso didn't look particularly appetizing before we ate it either. http://t.co/UqKzxce8jd
- Tue, 21:03: The United States House Of Representatives is full of idiots. http://t.co/SqnmGXd5aB
- Tue, 21:04: RT @thelindywest: Idea: Try understanding stuff before you talk.
- Wed, 07:29: RT @LOLGOP: Those noises, @DarrellIssa. It's everyone laughing at you. http://t.co/Zl8Z5f6wqw
- Wed, 08:41: We need as many chronically masturbating babies as possible in the world so that infant sex therapists can get back to work.
Sat, 03:08: RT @ hawillisdc: capitalists: if you hate gentrification so much, buy the block. the community: ok. *raises money* …take it.…
Fri, 06:52: RT @ brendanowicz: Matt Gaetz being told his Venmo history is public https://t.co/amD4IQbsgB
Thu, 05:28: RT @ danielleiat: This isn’t just fascism, it’s the kind of fascism that gets depicted in novels you read as a kid and as a kid…