- Fri, 12:14: Anyone hiring a Meme Proofreader? Clearly some of you need one.
- Fri, 13:46: Attn coworkers: The Hague has already been notified of the crimes against humanity commited by Bill in the 20th floor bathroom. Thanks.
- Fri, 16:09: Recognizing that rape culture is a real thing is the first step. http://t.co/gaF2VQ7XIn
- Sat, 10:34: RT @colinpdempsey: On my way to see Superman with sub-par man @djmrcurmudgeon #manofsteel #menofmeals
- Sat, 11:53: If I was frozen in a carbonite buttplug and shot into a black hole, I'd be mad too.
Fri, 16:29: RT @ allisonkilkenny: Today I learned of the term "geriatric millennial." I'm accepting flowers and cash donation condolences.…
Thu, 12:51: RT @ joshgondelman: A good thing to read! https://t.co/S8rOqudjz8 Thu, 12:52: RT @ JenKirkman: Got harassed for saying this…
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…